So was Rolan. And he drove a sword through my chest.
[He doesn't know that this isn't a waste. A failed attempt to reach someone who really doesn't want to pay attention to the more weighty aspects of life.]
All I'm asking is for awareness when it comes to Templars reacting to me. I'm not telling you not to try bedding her, or any others. I'm not saying don't enjoy their company if you'd like. Just simply be aware. Please, Oghren. That's the nice thing you could do for me.
Now you wait a minute. You want to know what else we both are? Disappointments. Filled with mistakes. I don't know about Rolan but if you start comparing me to someone who tried to kill you I'll kick you in the stones so hard it'll make your ancestors cry.
[He grumbles a bit.]
Next time you suggest I'm part of something that'll harm you, just remember your family jewels are in danger of my boot.
The Templar Wardens are the ones who attacked me. I'm well aware of it. You're not among the group who wanted me dead.
But no one listened to my worries which is why Rylock was able to lay her trap, and why Rolan was able to lay his. No one believed me when I said they were out to get me save Justice. I'm asking for the benefit of the doubt this time around. I'm asking for you to maybe pause when a Templar is passing on a gift and wonder why.
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[He doesn't know that this isn't a waste. A failed attempt to reach someone who really doesn't want to pay attention to the more weighty aspects of life.]
All I'm asking is for awareness when it comes to Templars reacting to me. I'm not telling you not to try bedding her, or any others. I'm not saying don't enjoy their company if you'd like. Just simply be aware. Please, Oghren. That's the nice thing you could do for me.
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[He grumbles a bit.]
Next time you suggest I'm part of something that'll harm you, just remember your family jewels are in danger of my boot.
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[Now his voice is stern.]
The Templar Wardens are the ones who attacked me. I'm well aware of it. You're not among the group who wanted me dead.
But no one listened to my worries which is why Rylock was able to lay her trap, and why Rolan was able to lay his. No one believed me when I said they were out to get me save Justice. I'm asking for the benefit of the doubt this time around. I'm asking for you to maybe pause when a Templar is passing on a gift and wonder why.
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[He huffs on his end now.]
On the honor of my ancestors, I paid attention to this, Anders. I even didn't try that sneaking business for the joke.
Lotion is going to be with your stuff. You can figure out what to do with the stuff. I sure don't need it.
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Thank you,
[He finally says after a moment.]
Thank you for checking.
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[He's just being a grumpy pants now.]
I'm going to the tavern to have a drink. [Many drink. But hey the grumpy will go away.]