[At least it's not in her professional capacity. He'd have to worry about what the Mage Council wants with him, and doubly worry that it's not Adelaide bringing the news. He hesitates a moment anyway before responding. Anders sounds a little confused when he speaks.]
Yes? Warden? Or...
[Except she'd see Adelaide if she needed a healer, wouldn't she?]
Meaning no offense to present company, ( almost dryly, ) but you know one cannot always rely on the male ego to be sensible in matters of pride and pleasure. Is he physically fit?
[The noise he makes, cough and snort and laugh all in one, is not gentlemanly in the least.]
One cannot, no offense taken.
[He's gone from resignation to so amused in the space of seconds.]
Ride him as hard as you'd like, my lady. His arm is the only thing in danger of breaking, so perhaps don't go for positions where he's supporting you against a wall. Otherwise? He should be entirely functional.
...And if you make him sore so that he can't walk quite straight, so I can walk next to him and say your name and see his face, I would be indebted to you.
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Yes? Warden? Or...
[Except she'd see Adelaide if she needed a healer, wouldn't she?]
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( this does not immediately make anything any clearer. )
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[A beat, and then he sounds resigned.]
...Please tell me he didn't fall or something and reinjure his arm?
[The amount of Warden arms he's had to heal and reheal over his time with them, back in the past and current, is ridiculous.]
I can be up there in the space of a few minutes if so.
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Nothing so pressing, I assure you. I wish to...
( how to put this. )
Meaning no offense to present company, ( almost dryly, ) but you know one cannot always rely on the male ego to be sensible in matters of pride and pleasure. Is he physically fit?
For sex.
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One cannot, no offense taken.
[He's gone from resignation to so amused in the space of seconds.]
Ride him as hard as you'd like, my lady. His arm is the only thing in danger of breaking, so perhaps don't go for positions where he's supporting you against a wall. Otherwise? He should be entirely functional.
...And if you make him sore so that he can't walk quite straight, so I can walk next to him and say your name and see his face, I would be indebted to you.
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( maker's breath. )
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Have fun. And I'm at your disposal for any other inquiries.
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