"I know it's easier to find members of the opposite sex. But that's not what makes you happy, Dwell on that - what you want - rather than the easy path." Because otherwise she'll be miserable.
"A path to take, and I can't say it's the best one, but it's the one that comes to mind, would be first to narrow down what sort of woman you're attracted to. Ones who can lift you over their head? Ones who you can fling over your shoulder? Long hair? Dark hair? Once you've a rough idea of that, go to a pub you find reputable enough and look around. Find some like that, find ones who aren't flirting with the men. Or maybe there's someone closer, someone in your friends group already who you find you like and you don't want to say as much to because admitting is rather intimidating." Not like it's stopped him, but other things have been intimidating enough to stop him so he understands. "You would like a relationship. Obviously. Else you'd not be sitting on my lap dodging around the topic. So let's find you one."
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"A path to take, and I can't say it's the best one, but it's the one that comes to mind, would be first to narrow down what sort of woman you're attracted to. Ones who can lift you over their head? Ones who you can fling over your shoulder? Long hair? Dark hair? Once you've a rough idea of that, go to a pub you find reputable enough and look around. Find some like that, find ones who aren't flirting with the men. Or maybe there's someone closer, someone in your friends group already who you find you like and you don't want to say as much to because admitting is rather intimidating." Not like it's stopped him, but other things have been intimidating enough to stop him so he understands. "You would like a relationship. Obviously. Else you'd not be sitting on my lap dodging around the topic. So let's find you one."