[ She wheezes yet again, like air escaping a balloon. Air that has been scandalized by the implication that she would attempt to engage in any kind of intercourse with the man that she was romantically pursuing. ]

Ah. Well. How would he be able to tell that the present wasn't just...a gift for a friend? Or a friend's dog. How would I...um. Convey the proper sentiment? Have my intentions be clear?